Drama Queen

-THIS IS FOR ALL THE PROMISES YOU NEVER KEPT!!!
-YOU WERE ALWAYS SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN!

Praying Pawn

-HOW DARE YOU PRAY IN FRONT OF ME THAT THE WHITES WIN?!
  I'M THE FLIPPIN' BLACK KING!!!
-OH, SORRY SIR! I MISTOOK YOU FOR A BLACK CHURCH!

Bless us!

-OH MIGHTY KABOOGAN! BLESS US WITH THE POWER TO SMITE ALL NON BELIEVERS!
-...AND THE POWER TO DIGEST BEANS WITHOUT FARTING!

Bigfoot

-I'M TELLING YOU, I'M THE REAL BIGFOOT!
-I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE SIR, BUT ALL I CAN SEE IS THAT YOU PROBABLY WEAR
  A LARGER THAN NORMAL SHOE!